made by 5sosasstrology
the signs as Ashton Irwin quotes:
Aries: "all I'm sayin is my dance moves need to be shared with the world."
Taurus: "this morning I ate a huge omelette and I don't even like eggs."
Cancer: "I'm not dating anyone. I don't even know where I am half the time."
Gemini: "do I look like I know how to twerk? I'm a small blonde boy!"
Leo: "things I want to do before I die: ride a whale naked majestically into the sunset."
Virgo: "I just swore...you can't post this anywhere!"
Libra: "some people are sass monsters on Twitter. like, honey, you need to chill."
Scorpio: "look at this hip gyration!"
Sagittarius: "I think if you're confusing people, you're doing something different, and I love that."
Capricorn: "yeah, you can just sniff it...and then accidentally put it in your mouth."
Aquarius: "remember kids: don't get emotionally attached to a band. you'll get pregnant and die."
Pisces: "wearing green underwear today, I feel like a frog."
probably will post a lot today because I wanna start 5sos zodiacs 2 today
