Kik - ryden-DISCONTINUED

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ryro 🍆: im lost help

bden: where the fuck are you?! you were behind me a second ago!

ryro 🍆: don't shout at me! I saw a cute dog and now I'm lost

Melanie 🍼: was it that seeing eye dog? I saw that.

halsey 👑: yeah I know you screamed in my ear.

SHIRTAGAARD: sarah and I are in that birthday card shop and there's this elderly cashier who's really homophobic, come to it and we'll gang up on him.

ryro 🍆: halp I'm lost

bden: wait ffs ry I'm looking.

dallon is weekes: I wish I'd've skipped school

bden: I SEE YOI RYRO

ryro 🍆: BRENNY

Melanie 🍼: I see you guys, I'm coming

halsey 👑: same

sarahisyourmother: come to the birthday card store

ryro 🍆: do you know who I love?

bden: me

ryro 🍆: no

ryro 🍆: myself

SHIRTAGAARD: literally same tho

bden: we're in the store where are you?

spinster: do you wanna know what lyric I relate to most in my life?

ryro 🍆: go for it

spinster: "cause I'm looking like class and he's looking like trash"

bden: me thoooo

SHIRTAGAARD: I see youu the guy is back here.

peter panda 🐼: keep us updated

SHIRTAGAARD: RYAN AND BRENDON LITERALLY JUST STARTED AGGRESSIVELY MAKING OUT IM GON CRY

sarahisyourmother: I'm repulsed

halsey 👑: ew tongues

Melanie 🍼: ew saliva

bden: mmm ryan

ryro 🍆: the guy kicked us out

laura: DISCRIMINATION

taylorrr: cmon homos let's start a riot

ryro 🍆: brebdon just poked him and shouted "you've caught the homo"

bden: brebdon

ryro 🍆: shit

brebdon: changed my @

spinster: I'm crying?????

patrick squirrel: im with Pete and Mikey in biology and they started playing Rock Paper Scissors and mr Carter told them to stop so Pete says Rock Paper Scissors and STUCK HIS MIDDLE FINGER UP AT HIM

halsey 👑: you're school is so crap like srsly

SHIRTAGAARD: ryro come skirt shopping with me sarah is being a moo

ryro 🍆: okkkklkkkkk

brebdon: I'm coming too

ryro 🍆: nope

brebdon: what the fuck do you mean nope

ryro 🍆: no, nada, noooooo

SHIRTAGAARD: cmon ryann I saw this baby blue skirt that'd look gr8 on u

ryro 🍆: coming

brebdon: same

ryro 🍆: BRENDON GO AWAY

brebdon: don't u love me 😢

ryro 🍆: im getting a skirt bden I want it to be a surpriseeee

brebdon: what am I supposed to do

Melanie 🍼: I'm taking u to McDonalds

brebdon: bye Ryan

spinster: literally same tho

gay boy gee: whoo detention

frnk: IDHOAHDSNJiajww

SHIRTAGAARD: RYAN LOOKS SO CUTE I CANTTTT

brebdon: keep your filthy little slag hands off my boyfriend

sarahisyourmother: my baby is not a slag

SHIRTAGAARD: OMG ryannnnnn

ryro 🍆: I feel pretty

spinster: you're always pretty ❤️

brebdon: keep your filthy little slag hands off my boyfriend

ryro 🍆: buying 3 skirts

SHIRTAGAARD: you look hot in the pink one ry 😚

ryro 🍆: ty baby girl, need to shave my legs though

brebdon: you shaved last week!

ryro 🍆: pretty comes at a cost

brebdon: you're my pretty crossdressing baby

ryro 🍆: that I am 😘

frnk: I though he was your daddy

brebdon: he is

frnk: but he's a crossdresser, crossdressers aren't really male

ryro 🍆 removed frnk from the chat

gay boy gee: sorry bout him Ryan I'll slap him when I get out of detention

SHIRTAGAARD: making my baby boy sad

ryro 🍆: I'll meet you at home bren

brebdon: I'll come now it's fine

ryro 🍆: no you don't have to

Melanie 🍼: are you okay Ryan?

SHIRTAGAARD: ryan wants to take back the skirts

brebdon: no ryan don't

brebdon: GERARD TELL FRANK TO FIGHT ME MAKING MY BABY SELF-CONSCIOUS

SHIRTAGAARD: he's turned off his phone, I'm making him take the skirts home

brebdon: I'm on my way to the car, tell Ryan that I'm coming

SHIRTAGAARD: we're stood at the car

halsey 👑: Mel and I are walking home so you can take the car.

brebdon: ty

spinster: frank is confused as to why you kicked him out

SHIRTAGAARD: punch him

brebdon: Ryan and I just got home and he broke down crying

spinster: aw boo 😭❤️

  gay boy gee added frnk to the conversation.

gay boy gee: frankie wants to apologise

frnk: soz

brebdon: bye

brebdon removed frnk from the conversation.