ryro 🍆: guys I'm in love with a thirteen year old called Alois Trancy
brebdon: SHUT UP ABOUT BLACK BUTLER
brebdon: it's all I've heard out for the past week or so
SHIRTAGAARD: bitch ciels better
ryro 🍆: bippity boppity back the fuck up
gay boy gee: GUYS CALM DOWN
laura: yeah we all know Sebastian's the best
taylorrr: woah woah woah Claudes the hottest
halsey 👑: I'm so fucking confused
Melanie 🍼: it's an anime
halsey 👑: ohhhhhhhhhhh
ryro 🍆: alois wears bootyshorts what does ciel wear? A fucking top hat and an eyepatch
SHIRTAGAARD: your point????
ryro 🍆: #teamalois
brebdon: STOP TALKING ABOUT ANIME YOU ALL SUCK ASS
sarahisyourmother: I agree
ryro 🍆: I WILL NEVER STOP TALKING A OUT ANIME
brebdon: guess who's not getting any tonightttytt
ryro 🍆: I will never talk about anime again
ryan trancy: changed my name
brebdon: ok ryan 1 more time and im leaving you
ryan trancy: ok ok ok ok
dildo weekends: goals
spinster: ryan pm me i wanna talk bout my son alois
brebdon: dont go near his dirty ass contact
ryan trancy: but he WANTS TO TALK BOUT MY BOY
brebdon has left the conversation
ryan trancy: fuck
laura: brendons here and he made me put black butler on so he can see whats so good about alois
SHIRTAGAARD: nothings good about him
ryan trancy: fuck u
sarahisyourmother: stop talking about anime i have to deal with it when im with helena i dont want to deal with it here.
ryan trancy: sorry mom
halsey 👑: i thought i was your mom!!!!!!!!!
ryan trancy: i have loads of parents
SHIRTAGAARD: how is brendon watching season 2 when he hasnt watched season 1?
laura: he said he'll watch s1 if he thinks its worth watching after e1 of s2
sarahisyourmother: okay shut up now
ryan trancy: listening to The Killers because throwback
spinster: ALL THE
spinster: SMALL THINGS
SHIRTAGAARD: thats blink 182 u nob jockey
spinster: shush
ryan trancy: nob jockey im crying
halsey 👑: where are all of you? im in chemistry and theres no teacher
ryan trancy: im at home
laura: so are brendon and i
halsey 👑: why y'all at home?
ryan trancy: bc netflix was calling my name
laura: bc this lesbian had p.e and there is no way im doing that
spinster: im in maths and ohmygod its amazing
SHIRTAGAARD: im in p.e but i forged a note so im sat on the grass watching everyone else run laps hahahahahahahahahahahhaahahhah
laura added brebdon to the chat
brebdon: ryan!!!!!!!!! guess what???
ryan trancy: what?!!!!
brebdon: you're a loser for watching this garbage
sarahisyourmother: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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A/N: I changed ryans name so i dont have to do the emoji because i cant as im on my laptop. this was a pile of trash tbh the next chapter wont be its just because i was watching black butler and i was having a moment bc im the only person ever who loves alois and its just ugh
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Kik - ryden-DISCONTINUED
FanfictionPut a bunch of gays in a group chat and this is what you get --- Not my idea! I've seen loads of fics like this and I like these so im writing one myself --- lowercase and bad punctuation and grammar intended
