That moment when you steal and go through someone's phone, only to get hooked on their music.
Me: Da frank is this?

Ten minutes later

Me: Damn...........
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What you say vs. What you mean

What you say: This sounds retarded

What you mean: I'm gonna illegally download this when I get home.

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