imessages - g.d

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Me: hi

G: wHOA

G: princessa you messaged me first what is this?

Me: I'm really bored in American Lit and well you're entertaining

G: I'm entertaining?

Me: yeah you say stupid shit and I literally question why I'm still talking to you

G: cute cute 🙃🙃🙃

Me: I'm your favorite person aren't I?

Me: I'm very lovely 😇

G: uh huh, sure Satan

Me: lookie here, a new nickname. It suits me better than princessa tbh

G: you're still my princessa, Eileen.

G: my very beautiful outgoing princessa might I add

I put my phone down, grinning from ear to ear as I stare at the board. My teacher was going on and on about some Hamlet lines. I look over to Lenny who was currently reblogging gay porn. I swear, I regret the day I followed him on tumblr.

"Hey, Queen Lenny," I whisper.

He whips his head around to look at me, getting off of tumblr. "What peasant?"

"Bitch, don't start," I hiss. "Anyways, tell me more about G."

"Why don't you just ask him for more info? I mean, isn't that how friends find out info?"

"Why did I even ask you?"

"Thanks for interrupting me in my search for some nice asses."

"I can't believe you right now."

"What? Guys have some nice asses. Look at this," he says, shoving his phone in my face.

I am looking at a guy wearing a thong. My life just got weird.

"Okay, please stop."

"Your boy toy has a nice ass too," Lenny sings, continuing to scroll through his phone.

"What!"

"Eileen, would you care to answer the question in the board?" Ms. Noyes sneers, her arms crossing over here chest.

"Which question?"

"Third one, please."

I look over it, trying to remember the last thing I heard her say about hamlet, but I was screwed. I didn't understand Shakespeare's old English and I didn't plan on learning it.

"Sorry, Ms, Noyes. Can't answer it," I shrug.

"Maybe you'd be able to answer the question of you weren't talking to Lenny," she snaps. "I might have to move you two away from each other."

"Oh okay." Move me all you want, I'm friends with everyone in this class, I'm still going to be talking.

She calls on someone else, and I go back to my iMessages. G texted me a few time.

G: did I frighten you off 😮

Me: no, just got called on to answer a question and Lenny showing me a guys ass

G: sounds like fun

Me: speaking of asses

Me: send me a pic of your butt

G: what?

G: Lenny, I STG if you took Eileen's phone and texted me that, I'm done with you.

Me: no no, this is all Eileen here. Lenny did say you have a nice butt.

Me: I like guys with bubble butts

G: 😮

G: you have a butt fetish Eileen?

Me: no, I just like guys with bubble butts, they're cute.

G: guys I'm cute then :)

Me: I'll be the judge of that.

Me: ONCE I GET A FUCKING PICTURE IF YOU

G: you're gonna have to keep waiting then cause I'm not giving you a pic soon

Me: I hate you

G: and I like you 🙄

Me: fuck you

G: I'd love to fuck you

Me: ........................ You have no chill bye

G: I'm a very honest person when it comes to how I feel

Me: then how do you feel about me?

G: I really fucking like you

Xx

Hi guys! So I took the last part of my APUSH test. Also I'm very tired and I'm gonna start on chapter one of jail bait 😇😇

Almost 3 days til break. I can do this.