Idiot: WHOS THIS
Ruby: I'm sorry what
Idiot: YOUR CONTACT NAME IS PRINCESS
Idiot: DOES LUKE HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
Ruby: uh
Idiot: YO SEND PICS
Ruby: gotta blast
Idiot: Ok you're no fun
Ruby: sorry, didn't realize that not sending pics to a strange makes me not fun. ok I'll send something
Ruby: *picture message*
Idiot: That's a picture of a dog wearing sunglasses
Idiot: Oh god Ruby its me
Idiot: So sorry my friend Michael is high and I'm allowing him to crash at my place and he's just a little crazy right now
Ruby: it's fine
Idiot: Swear?
Ruby: yeah
Ruby: I got some juicy drama for you
Idiot: TELL
Ruby: my best friend babysits for these people and they invited her to a house party and she brought me and their son is SO BEAUTIFUL
Idiot: Is he 9
Ruby: 22. anyway he was with his girlfriend
Idiot: Gross
Ruby: and my friend went off with the younger kids (they have EIGHT children and two are in college already and the others are like twelve and younger) and I hung around with pretty boy and his gf and she got SHITFACED
Ruby: and she ran off to go talk to someone and he started hitting on me and we exchanged numbers
Idiot: Ruby wtf he has a girlfriend
Ruby: so
Idiot: He's also a lot older than you
Ruby: QUIT KILLING MY VIBE
Ruby: it's the first time a guy has hit on me since freshman year :(
Idiot: I hit on you
Ruby: you don't count
Idiot: Ouch
Idiot: Michael is eating all of my Doritos I'm going to cry
Ruby: fight him
Idiot: brb
Ruby: okay
Ruby: Luke you've been fighting for over an hour
Ruby: okay goodnight
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