Random Times With A Random Me!

Random and Funny One Shots

So I just randomly thought these. Haru X Pool and Honey X Cake! I'm not trying to make fun of them though. Wherever there's a pool, there's Haru. Wherever there's a cake, there's Honey. Wherever those two are, there's fangirls.

Haru X Pool

Everybody could tell Haru was in love. But they didn't know who he was in love with. "Haru want to go swimming with us?" Nagisa asked. "Sorry, I can't. I have plans for later." Haru smiled. "Tell me, Haru. What is she like?" Rei was suspicious. "Quiet, dirty at times, 15 feet, shallow and deep, and has lots of visitors." Haru started walking towards the door to go to "her". "I wanna meet her!" He heard Makoto say.

Days later Haru was at the pool. "Oh pool, I love you so much!" The pool water just splashed around. "Um, kid, we're closed for the night again. Would you like me to take you home?" The pool manager walked over to Haru. "But if I leave this pool, it'll only grow lonely and miss me." Haru dived under water.

Haru went to the surface. "How about this? You leave the pool and I'll make sure to have one put in your backyard." Manager held his hand out to Haru. "Will it be like this pool?" Haru asked and the guy nodded. "This one is better which means I am never leaving the pool!"

Honey X Cake

"Here, Honey! I made this cake just for you!" A girl said and gave him the cake. "Thank you!" Honey smiled and looked down at the cake. It looked delicious.

"I'll, uh, I'll be right back." Honey got up and walked away staring at the cake. He walked out of the room to have "alone time" with the edible object. "Cake...." Honey admired the cake. "I'll be right back! I want you to meet somebody!" With that said, Honey got up and went to go get Usa-chan.

When Honey got back with Usa-chan, the cake was gone, eaten. "C-cake?! No! Who did this to you?!" Honey fell to his knees and started crying. "Honey-senpai? What's wrong?" Haruhi asked sitting beside him. Honey looked at Haruhi. "Somebody ate c-cake!" Honey cried then notice something that looked like frosting on her cheek. Anger grew inside him now. "Poor Honey-senpai....." Haruhi reached to pat his back then he bit her hand. "Ow! Okay, I am so sorry for eating your cake! You see I was hungry and saw it. I'll ask next time! In fact, I'll bake you lots of cakes!"

For the whole month, Haruhi made cakes for Honey to apologize for his beloved cake.

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