Friday the 13th

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Yip, that's today! Friday. The. 13th.

My Spanish teacher wasn't there today. My Geometry teacher made us do Kahoot (math related, Friday the 13th related, and....... llama related ((yes, you read that right.))). My History teacher told us some Friday the 13th puns. So brace yourself. You have been warned:

What's Jason Voorhees' favorite bean?
A human bean. 

What do Italian's eat on Friday the 13th?
Fettucinni Afraid-o

What do evil spirits sing on Friday the 13th?
"Voorhees a jolly good fellow. Voorhees a jolly good fellow."

What's Jason Voorhees' favorite desert?
I-Scream! 

I know. Facepalm worthy. But those are some jokes he told us!

Also did you know almost everything in America includes 13 somewhere? Creepy right? Õ.Õ

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