What are shower thoughts? Just some random thought you get in the shower.
Have you ever had one? I've never had one. All I do in the shower is listen to music, dance, sing, and role play with myself XDDX that's not sad at all! *sarcasm*
Wanna know some shower thoughts? You do? Yay!
Apple has "Air", Amazon has "Fire", and Google has "Earth". Shouldn't that mean Microsoft should have "Water"?
Do all dogs bark the same language?
If a pregnant woman goes swimming, does that mean she is a human submarine?
If you are a night guard at a Samsung store, does that make you Guardian of the Galaxies?
If a bar of soap drops on the ground, would the soap be dirty or the floor be clean?
The air is slowly killing us. It just takes 75-100 years to completely kill us.
Every hand you have shaken may have touched 'it'
The only time the word "incorrectly" isn't spelled incorrectly is when it's spelled incorrectly.
And last one(s)-
I wonder if a murderer has ever crossed my path, conttemplated killing me and just said "nah"
What if you kept a chainsaw in your room instead of a gun? Imagine the fear that woukd enter an intruder's mind hearing that.
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