A/N: sikeee i can't sleep so here's a double update.
Calum: so I need a date for this event thing
Calum: any takers?
Luke: I volunteer Michael
Ashton: I also volunteer Michael
Michael: wait guys what now?? Whats happening? I'm so cONFUSED
Calum: I said I need a date for this event and they volunteered u so I guess ur my date
Michael: I'm busy I have plans
Luke: I am a gene and your wish is my command...*does little dance* you are free from all plans for the day!!
Michael: Luke what are you doing
Luke: being a great wingman
Michael: no I think you're just being a dick
Ashton: Michael. I told you not to call my boyfriend names. You know I don't like it.
Michael: why? He calls you names all the time
Calum: ooooh things are getting good
Luke: shut up Calum
Calum: you shut up
Michael: hey nobody is shutting up
Ashton: and by what exactly do you mean by "he calls you names all the time" Gordon.
Michael: Dont act like he's never called you daddy and that you've never called him princess
Calum: HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UR HORSES
Calum: ASHTON HAS A DADDY KINK?! IM CHOKING ON MY NOODLES
Ashton: no I don't have a daddy kink and it was just a slip up okay. Stop trying to make things seem more than they actually are
Luke: daddy
Ashton: LUKE YOU ARE NOT HELPING RIGHT NOW
Luke: sorry I thought I was
Ashton: was that sarcasm because I swear if it was
Luke: what..you'll punish me? (;
Ashton: LUKE ROBERT HEMMINGS GET OUT OF THIS CONVERSATION
Calum: wow I'm learning so much. I had no idea Ashton had a daddy kink and punishes his princess...does that mean Luke wears tutus?!
Luke: nah we're not into those kinds of things.
Michael: *sips tea*
Luke: dONT YOU START WITH ME CLIFFORD
Michael: I'm wearing your sweater the least you could do is be nice to me
Luke: I'll sleep on that
Ashton: nah
Calum: anyway I really need a date
Michael: I'll be your date?
Calum: uh the thing is........my family isn't really...supportive of 2 guys being together so uh....u can't be my date.
Luke: Calum I've met your parents and I know that's a complete lie
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A Christmas Miracle | Malum
Fanfiction"It's like catching fire, except I'm the tossed away match." ~ Where Calum always brings a girl home, and Michael pretends he isn't sad over it. • Started December 20th, 2015 • • Completed January 17th, 2016 •
