Group Chat 2 -Ryden & More-

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these are the character ask questions and while reading these i threw up i hate this fic so fucking much this is the worst group chat book 

ryan ross (ryro ross)

therealsatan69: chocolate milk or white milk??

ryro ross: chocolate milk is too sweet and who the fuck calls it white milk

motionlessmen: why did you decline to be interviewed

ryro ross: why did you ask me this question

dyletrash: describe what happened at adam levine's halloween party in full detail pls

ryro ross: i ate a live spider and then immediately threw up on brendons lap

nouseravailablehere: why do you hate brendon

ryro ross: who doesn't hate brendon tbh

itsstill2005: are u a slut for brendon?

ryro ross: who isn't a slut for brendon tbh

phantrashp_bvb: how many times hav u and brendon fuked since u got back together

ryro ross: idk like three times

tararose_: how many times have you and brendon fucked this week?

ryro ross: why do you care it's my life let me liVE

theballadofyou: on a scale from nope to 100 how much do u hate breadbin

ryro ross: depends on the day like normally its nope but sometimes its 3 and a half

waysiero: why did you and brendon break up?

ryro ross: because i left the band

savage-roses: wHY ARE YOU SO GOD DAMN HOMOSEXUAL

ryro ross: wHY ARE YOU SO GOD DAMN LOUD

drunken_moon221: y u and beebo so gay ?

ryro ross: idk go pray

alebarakat96: CLEAR THIS UP FOR ME AND MY FRIENDS: WHO TOPS!? BC I SAY YOU TOP AND THEY ALL SAY BEEBO TOPS

ryro ross: brendon tops lol bye

the_real_satan: can i be your child please

ryro ross: hell yeah

the_real_satan: tell me, what kind of milk do you prefer?

ryro ross: regular milk, or as the first question called it, white milk

ryro ross: who the fuck calls it white milk it's just milk

legends_neverdie: when will you and beebs get married?

ryro ross: never i dont believe in marriage im waiting til marriage

brendon urie (beebo urine)

therealsatan69: how big is your forehead exactly??

beebo urine: eight entire inch

motionlessmen: why are u such a rat

beebo urine: y u such a hoe

tergitheelf: why are you pure sunshine?

beebo urine: because when i was born my dad was a javelin thrower in the olympics and he threw me into the sun

nouseravailablehere: is your dick or forehead bigger?

beebo urine: same size

soph51100: platonically marry halsey perhaps???