Leo

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I'm punny!

"Do you need help building something?" *he says pulling out a chainsaw from his belt*

"Do you want to climb over your body?" Leo asked. "Leo... Ewwwww!!" Thalia screamed! "I meant your tree!" Exclaimed Leo, turning bright red.

I'm on FIRE!!

Apollo isn't the only hot one🔥

*talking to Percy* "OH MY GODSr I'M ON FIRE!!" screamed Leo. "Yeah sure we all beli- OH MY GODS SO YOU ARE!! Someone get the fire extinguisher!" called Percy tuning back in. "Nah, it's fine, this always happens." smiled Leo.

🎼"This boy is on fireeee!"🎼

Leo used to be a single pringle but now he's taken bacon. XD

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