Hazel

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Jesus came back in 3 days? NO FAIR!! It took me 70 years!!

I'm an un-lucky leprechaun... :(

*Hazel as a mother* "Frank! I killed a mosquito! Where is the baby?! Did I kill it? I'm a terrible mother!"

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