Admit it, I'm drop dead gorgeous.
Ha, these puns are killin' me!
Percy: *trying to get Nico to wear a Camp Half-Blood shirt*
Percy: come on!
Nico: no way kelp head.
Percy: but Nico
Nico: ....
Percy: ...
Nico: ...
Percy: Orange is the new black
Nico: *attacks him*
My dad, Hades, wanted me to have a normal life. So he gave me a skeleton driver with a French accent.
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Jokes Based on Rick Riordan's Books
RandomThis is about: Greek, Roman and Egyptian gods and goddesses puns, jokes and quotes! The front cover belongs to Rick Riordan!
