wen i jump off da train i land on the ground, do a sumersalt and a bakflip, then jump up and do jazz hands. nobody notises me exept 2 girls wearing glasses off to the side of mei. they glare at me. they hate me so much. a tall ugly guy with a bunch of piercing yells at us for like a hour. then he asks hoo will jump off da roof first. i go up to da edge and jump off cuz i have no fear cuz im a brave gryffindor like that. i lands in the net and sneaks out da back part. nobody sees mei, im like a ninja. then the blonde girl from before Jumps down. Senpai helps her out and she screeches I WAS DA FURST JUMPER YEY. She says dat her name is Tris. She iz a liar, I jumped before her! I'll get her back for this...Senpai shows us around the brave epic hero compond. Wen we get to the plase called the casm I tri to push tris off the ledge but senpai catches her and they make out. Senpai still don't notise mei.i cri. why does erryone hate me? i shout. Mah bootiful voice ekos off da walls of the Grand canyon. da nerds w/ glasses from be4 cum up 2 me. 1 of Dem has blondes hair and the other haz short drk brwn hare. bof of Dem haz lots of zits. EWW dey r ugly
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How not to write a divergent fanfiction
FanfictionHello my children *evil smile*. There have been a lot of EXTREMELY horrible fanfiction's out there in the crazy land of wattpad so this is to show you how NOT to write a divergent fanfiction.
