Too Gay To See Straight .

Shout Out Goes To The Dopest ! @duhkidstar13 ! You Seem Hella Cool , Dont Be Afraid To Message Me . i Dont Bite((((: But Here Goes The Story ...

i Was inda Shower Washin Up & The Bathroom Door Just Busts Open . Oh Hell Naw ! it Was Kelsie & She Ripped The Shower Curtains Off The Pole . i Was Butt Ass Naked .

" Mmmm Baby You Look Soo Sexy Like That " She Said Tryna Touch On Me .

" Yo Chill Out & Go Back To Ya Crib " i Said Puttin On My Sports Bra & Dark Purple Boxers . i Pushed Her Ass Out The Bathroom & She Pulled My Boxers Down .

" Chill The Fuck Out ! You Such a Thot ! Wassup w/ You Pullin My Shit Down " i Said Pullin Em Up .

" i Jus Wanna Make Love To You , Jus Like You Use To Make Love To Me That One Night When We Were Dating " She Said .

" Yeah But That Was a Long Ass Time Ago . We Aint Together & Never Will Be ! " i Said Yellin Punchin The Wall .

" Shut The Fuck Up ! Damn You Always Hurt Me ! " She Said Yellin . She Punched Me Straight Inda Face . She Had a Ring On & Bust My Nose . i Was Leakin Hella Blood From My Nose . i Didnt Know if i Should Attack This Thot & Beat The Shit Outa Her Or Jus Make Her Leave Before i Destroy Her Ass .

" Man Get The Fuck Out " i Pushed Her Out My Crib & Slammed The Door . i Wonder How Df She Gets In My Crib Yo ! i Put a Paper Towel On My Nose To Keep The Blood From Goin All Over The Place . i Went Back into My Room & Put on My Camo Skinnies , a Black Tanktop w/ My " She Love it When i Eat it " Tank Top Over it & My Sun Of Mars Jordans . My Tats Was Lookin Hella Fresh & So Was i . i Headed Out & Realized My Nose Started Bleeding . i Hopped in My Whip & i Had Versace On Blast ! i Was Jammin & i Was Ready To Kill These Exams .

i Walked into Class On The 3rd Floor & Took My Seat All The Way In The Back .

" i Will Need You To Move Up ! " Said The Male Teacher .

" Ugh Man Whats The Point You Tryna Have These Fuckas Copy Off Me ? " i Said Cussin Outloud .

" Watch Your Language & You've Got a Point " He Said .

" Aha My Fault , But Uh Do That Mean i Can Stay ? " i Asked .

" Mhm , Okat Class Today We Will Be Taking Our MidSemester Exams , i Will Pass Out Answer Booklets & Answer Sheets , including a #2 Pencil . When You Are Fully Done & Have Answered Every Question You May Quitely Stand Up & Put Your Things On My Desk . Following My Directions You Will Be Allowd To Leave As Soon As Everything is Sat Nicely On My Desk "

" Iight We Get It " i Said Interrupting Him . Man He Was Takin Forever Taking Up My Time & Shit .

He Looked At Me & Rolled His Eyes . He Passed All The Shit Out & i Started .

45 Min Later ...

i Was On #48 & Kelsie Was Blowin Up My Phone . It Was Vibrating in My Pocket Constantly & All It Did Was Distract Me . Man Wtf This Thot Want Now ?! i Ignored it & Continued My Test . i Finished & Got Up To Put My Test Up . This Girl Boy Purposely Tripped Me & i Looked Back @ Her & She Smiled w/ a Flirty Ass Look On Her Face . i Ignored Her & Kept Walking . i Ran Out The Class Ready To Go .

i Got in My Car & Turned it On .

" Bae im Bouta Be On My Way " u Texted Candii .

" iight Baby i Miss You " She Texted Me Back .

" i Miss You Too Gorgeous , ima See You inna Lil Min " i Texted Back .

i Drove Up To Her Crib & Knocked .