Friend:"Ok so I'm about to read Percy Jackson and the lightning thief and PLEASE DON'T SPOILED IT!"
Me in my mind:" MWUAHAHAHAHA I'm gonna lie and make.her believe that I "spoiled" it."
Me:"OH WELL PERCY DIES AT THE END OF THE BOOKS AND ANNABETH ... STOLED THE LIGHTNING AND GROVER IS TO SCARE TO GO ON THE QUEST AND KRONOS RISES AND THAN CHIRON DEFEATS HIM WITH A HAIRBRUSH."
ME in my mind:"phew,that was hard to tell. NOW LET'S WATCH HER EXPRESSION!"
Friend:"WHAT? SO . CHIRON IS THE ONE WHO DEFEATS KRONOS? THAT'S SO COOL AND WITH A HAIRBRUSH? WHY DID YOU HAD TO TELL ME!
Me:"Oops.*Walks away and laughs evilly."
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Percy jackson JOKES!
RandomThis are some of the Percy jackson jokes. Warning: I don't own most of the jokes here Though, Some are mine and please just enjoy and have a nice time reading my book☺Thank you
