Rick Riordan : Lets make up a kid named Leo.
Me: Okay! :)
Rick: Lets make him a son of Hephaestus.
Me: Okay! :)
Rick: Lets make him hilarious.
Me: Okay! :)
Rick: Lets make him sensitive.
Me: Okay ! :)
Rick: Lets have his mother die.
Me: O-- Wait what?
Rick: Lets make him the seventh wheel.
Me: NO!
Rick: Lets make him feel horrible, horrible emotional pain.
Me: STOP! NO!
Rick: Lets make him lonely.
Me:*Cries* STOOOP, NO!DELETE THAT PART!
Rick: Lets--
Me: *Slaps Rick* NO NO NO. DELETE THOSE PARTS!
Rick: Lets make him think almost everything is his fault.
Me: * Screams and throws self in to Tartarus*
Rick: :)
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