Percy: Blue is my color.
Jason: Then why isn't it your eye color?
Percy:*Gasp*
Annabeth:*Gasp*
Piper:*Gasp*
Hazel:*Gasp*
Nico:*Gasp*
Leo:*Gasp*
Frank: Jason..
Frank: Do you realize what you've done.
Jason: I just ask why isn--
Percy: *Jumps on Jason*
Percy: HOW DARE YOU.
Percy:I WAS BORN THIS WAY.
Percy: And GUESS WHAT!? I AM A LUSCIOUS, VOLUPTUOUS PIECE OF LEMON CHICKEN DIPPED IN BLUE AND I'M BETTER THAN YOU.
Frank: Percy, inhale , exhale.
Percy:*Grabs pillow pet* NO.
Percy: JASON BULLIED ME!
Percy: I HOPE YOUR EARPLUGS GET TANGLED FOREVER.
Jason: *Gasp*
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Percy jackson JOKES!
RandomThis are some of the Percy jackson jokes. Warning: I don't own most of the jokes here Though, Some are mine and please just enjoy and have a nice time reading my book☺Thank you
