Nico: It's ringing! !
Hazel: YAY, do the thing.
Hades:*Answers phone in the underworld* What.
Nico: Your pizza is ready.
Hades: If this is you Nico--
Nico:*Hangs up*
Nico: Your turn Hazel.
Hazel:*Giggles* Okay.
Hades:*Irritated but picks up phone* WHAT!
Hazel: I'm sorry sir but your rent is overdue.
Nico:*Chuckling and then whispers to Hazel* Good one
Hades: HAZEL DON'T TELL ME THAT YOUR BROTHER DRAG YOU INTO TH--
Hazel: *Hangs up.*
Both: HAHAHAHA
*****In Olympus ******
Zeus: MOTHER RHEA LOVE ME BETTER THAN YOU!
Poseidon : You wish.
Zeus: Find Lets called Hades to see who is right.
Zeus:*Calls Hades*
Hades :*PICKS up super mad* WHAT THE HECK DO YOU ALL WANT KNOW! I'M TRYING TO WORK DOWN HERE AND THEN YOU COME BUG ME ABOUT PIZZA AND RENTS! I'M NOT PICKING IT UP ANYMORE .*Hangs up*
Poseidon :*Laughing his head off*
Zeus: ....
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Percy jackson JOKES!
אקראיThis are some of the Percy jackson jokes. Warning: I don't own most of the jokes here Though, Some are mine and please just enjoy and have a nice time reading my book☺Thank you
