Percy: 1 universe, 9 Planets,7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands , 204 countries, and I had the opportunity of meeting you.
Annabeth: Aw, Percy.
Annabeth : But there are 8 planets now.
Leo: Says who.
Annabeth: Nasa,Government, President, People,Schools.
Leo: Oh. VIVA LA PLUTO F**K YOU.
Hazel: YES. VIVA LA PLUTO F**K YOU.
Pluto: What have I ever done to you.
Hazel: What the f**k. You gave me stupid curse gem powers, while Nico got awesome raising the dead powers.
Pluto: It was you mom's fault. Blame her.
Hazel: MOM IS DEAD. VIVA LA PLUTO F**K YOU.
Nico: Dad, I like my powers. Here * Takes out happy meal and hands one to Pluto*
Pluto:*Takes it and throws it to the trash* I don't like those.
Nico: VIVA LA PLUTO F**K YOU.
Hazel: VIVA LA PLUTO F**K YOU.
Pluto : What did I do to deserve this.
*****In Olympus*****
Zeus: VIVA LA PLUTO F**K YOU.
Poseidon: *Laughing his butt off, from seeing the demigods and Pluto's conversation*
Athena: That was funny.
Gods:
Athena: What.
Poseidon: We thought you weren't aloud to laugh.
Hermes:*Hearing their conversation and laughing along with Apollo*
Athena : I'm aloud to have fun, if that's what you mean.
Athen: VIVA LA PLUTO F**K YOU.
Poseidon:*Shrugs* VIVA LA PLUTO F**K YOU.
Pluto:
Pluto:
Pluto: WHEN YOU ALL DIE, I WILL TELL THANATOS TO PUT YOU IN TARTARUS AND STAY THERE FOR ETERNITY.
Thanatos: VIVA LA PLUTO F**K YOU.
Pluto:*Jumps off cliff*
ESTÁS LEYENDO
Percy jackson JOKES!
De TodoThis are some of the Percy jackson jokes. Warning: I don't own most of the jokes here Though, Some are mine and please just enjoy and have a nice time reading my book☺Thank you
