Are you still single?

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Boy: Are you still single?

Me: No.

Boy: *Looking like he heard flying pigs are real* Oh... So who's your boyfriend?

Me: Soushi Mitketsukami.

Boy: Sooshi... Who!?

Me: An anime character, he's a magical nine tailed fox.

Boy: *Walks away without saying anything*

Me: Wait!... Don't you want to hear more about him!?

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