When you don't know how to apply makeup...

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Me: *sits there in front of my mirror staring at my face for god knows how long wishing that somehow makeup will come on my face by itself*

Sadly it doesn't...

Me:*Finally starts putting makeup on*

Done.

Am probably going to end being mistaken for a clown in the streets but I personally wouldn't disagree.

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