*in elementary*
Random kid: are you gay
You: no
Kid: do your parents know you're gay?
You: no
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I came out to me mom yesterday and she said, "damnit I own you aunt 20 bucks now"
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When I was 16 I was watching ellen with my mom and she said "oh, look, my favorite lesbian" and I said "I thought I was your favorite lesbian." She kinda just stared at me for a minute and said, "oh. Ok".
- and that's how I came out to my parents
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Gay Things To Say
HumorHere's all the gay sayings and phrases. Also comebacks or just flat out smart ass comments.
