"Straighteners aren't worth your money, I've been using one for years and I'm definitely still a lesbian."
"If you ask me what my sexuality is, you aren't going to get a straight answer."
"You're going straight to hell." Well first of all, I would never go STRAIGHT.
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Gay Things To Say
HumorHere's all the gay sayings and phrases. Also comebacks or just flat out smart ass comments.