Dear Alex Hirsch...

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So the last episode of Gravity Falls was on tonight.

The last episode.

Forever.

So I decided to write a parody of Death of a Bachelor (by Panic! At the Disco) so describe my feelings.

(Sung to the tune of Death of a Bachelor, obviously)

Do I look broken?
I see the tears on my face
People have told me
That I look insane
Maybe I'm not sane
I'm killing Alex
With the best of the best, put my heart on my chest
So that you can see it too

I'm watching the last show,
Watching my hopes fall,
This show that is art
Rips open my heart
How do I live?

The death of a fangirl
Oh oh oh,
Letting my tears fall
The death of a fangirl,
Oh oh oh,
Seems so fitting for
No happily ever afters, ooh!
Don't wanna ask for more
A lifetime of crying
At the expense of the
Death of a fangirl

I'm cutting my mind out
Feels like my heart is going to burst
Alone watching Gravity Falls
And I just wanna cry
And when you think of it,
Is it the best you've ever watched?
Share one more tissue with me,
Cry even though you're mad

I'm watching the last show,
Watching my hopes fall,
This show that is art
Rips open my heart
How do I live?

[x2]
The death of a fangirl
Oh oh oh,
Letting my tears fall
The death of a fangirl,
Oh oh oh,
Seems so fitting for
No happily ever afters, ooh!
Don't wanna ask for more
A lifetime of crying
At the expense of the
Death of a fangirl

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