Alex: hi guys! Today we have a new prisoner - I mean.....
Member! hehehe....
Travis: hey beautiful
Alex: uhhh.... me?
Travis: wanna go my house? So we have alone time~
Alex: NETHER NO!! Gets rocket launcher
Travis: AAAAHHHH! NO NOT THAT! ANYTHING BUT THAT!
Alex: gets queen scales battle axe
Travis: WAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Dies
Alex: and the moral of this story is dat u should NEVER
EVER flirt with meh.
