where's my jacket?

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Garroth: Zane, Kawaii~chan, have any of you seen my jacket?

Zane: wait, it's gone? I saw it in the laundry  last week, where did it go?

Haweewee~chan: Kawaii~chan hasn't seen anything that looks like your jacket Garroth~kun.

Garroth: hmm....  I heard Travis is in starlight and could steal it as a prank but he isn't with Dante and probably doesn't know where our room is....  Everyone else doesn't seem to- oh. Ok. I just realized a great possibility. Leaves to retrieve jacket

Alex: reading yaoi fanfics

Garroth: breaks the door down ALEX HAVE YOU SEEN MY JACK-

Alex: wearing the jacket ....

Garroth: et....

Alex: blushes so much the rest of her body is pale um.... Hi?

Garroth: Alex why did you take my jacket?

Alex: because um....  B-because.. Ehm..  Er....  BECAUSE WINDOWS jumps out the window, lands on Kawaii~chan while she was making pancakes and runs off while Kawaii~chan chases her while taking pictures

Garroth: .... Oh well. I'm just gonna let her keep it. Although it was the jacket I wore when we moved into the original mystreet.

Later~

Alex: still wearing the jacket

Everyone: knows she has the jacket and ships it

Alex: slams face on table due to embarassment from people finding out I pick-pocketed people in skyrim....  And didn't get caught. Why is it only NOW that I get caught? 

Zane: cause you obviously had a crush on him in highschool and it was PAINFUL seeing other people not realize it

Alex: WHAT THE-HOW'D YOU GET IN MY ROOM?! GET OUT! Dropkicks le ponylover out

Zane: AH- oof.

Alex: goddamn ponylover. What an *sshole.

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