Ivy: so are the rumors true? did you really kiss MY GORRATH??
Alex: blood- er oil is boiling already ...................pffffttt you cant even say his name right even if your life depended on it.
Ivy: ????!!!!!
Alex: and, how can you own a person? ye can't.
Ivy the most annoying person ever: .........................ye?
Alex: yeah. ye can't own a pe'son. ye be mad ya scurvy dawg!
Ivy: WHAT IS THIS LANGUAGE??
Alex: hehehe, ay ye don't understand me, do ye?
Ivy: NO. JUST A BIT.
Alex: laughs this be priceless mateys! come o'er he'e!
Mcloud & Macy: YARHARHARHARHARHAR!
Ivy: WHAT IS THIS?
Alex: yarrr, i be REALLY EXCITED fo' septembe' 19
Ivy: september 19.......... WHAT?
Alex: ha. I'm just tugging your chain. here have a drink!
Ivy: huh? nah no thanks.
Alex: spills it on Ivy
Ivy: OH. I AM SO PEEVED RIGHT NOW.
Lily: SHE IS PEEVED.
Alex: dat meme doe. also, get trolled.
Ivy: 0 _ 0 nope.
Alex, Mcloud & Macy: high five
Garroth: ? what's going on here?
Ivy: OH! there you are Gorrath, save me from these maniacs!
Garroth: huh?????
Alex: ay, ye be a scallywag the'e Ivy!
Ivy: researching ............HEY!
Alex: heh. get in my way 1 mo'e tim' and ye be havin' a black spot
Mcloud & Macy: gasp oooooooo
Ivy: researching again O.O
Garroth: ???
Alex: yarr unde'stand?
Ivy: nods ayay?
Alex: ay. now, whe'e be me cutlass?
Lily (ivy's friend): what's with this sword?
Alex(me not Ivy's friend): SON OF A BISCUIT EATER GIVE THAT BACK!!
Lily: why should I?
Alex: glares GIVE. IT. TO. ME. OR. ELSE.
Lily: try me.
Alex: brings out a cat o' nine tails (no not an actual cat)
Lily: derp face OK YEAH HERE YOU GO
Garroth: what's wrong with biscuits?
Mcloud: it be a slightly less vul'ar way of sayin' son of a b----
Garroth: okay... I'm out
Ivy: WAIT GORRATH WAIT UP!!
Garroth: wha?
Ivy: who do you like?
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