Alex: wakes up and makes cereal NMJGSBCSGDV checks phone
Phone: 2k
Alex: GRAND SPIT OF CHEWED UP CEREAL AND MILK
Phone: covered in half digested cereal
Axel: at the other side of the desk eating her bowl of cereal Nom. Mouth full wuf te hik wat dat abouf did ju si a pic op Garods afs or sumdin
Alex: jumping in the air happily then suddenly realizes what Axel just said and blushes WTF AXEL
Axel: finally swallows well how the hell am I supposed to know wth happened? What if not a picture of Garroth, a picture of two of our friends that you ship kissing?
Alex: what no. I saw Dave and Karkat making out while not noticing me taking pictures of me. That or they just didn't care.
Axel: THEN TELL ME WHAT THE ACTUAL HECK HAPPENED ALREADY GEEZ
Alex: AXEL DON'T SET THE HOUSE ON FIRE WITH YOUR DRAGON BREATH OF RAGE
Axel: FINE FINE FINE iNHALE EXHAle F*CKING TELL ME
Alex: WE HAVE 2K PEOPLE STALKING US THROUGH THE FOURTH or fifth since it's possible to break the fourth wall in this dimension.... WALL.
Axel: HOLY SH*TU MIDORI GURINU
JAYFROMTHEKUBZSCOUTS: THAT'S MY LINE
Alex: I MUST TELL THE OTHERS
Axel: PREACH IT SISTA
Alex: outside ahem. Grabs an old but very nice stick hidden in the leaves of a tree and points it to her throat SONORUS SCREECHING SO LOUD IT'S LIKE THERE ARE HUNDREDS OF ENORMOUS SPEAKERS CONNECTED TO HER WE. HAVE. TWO-THOUSAND READS BRUHS grabs wand and points it to throat again quietus
Everyone: looking at their phones, get wide-eyed and backflip out the window
Aphcawcaw: ACK! AARON SAVE ME I LANDED IN THE POOL I-WDGBDU CAN'T-BLEHGXEB SWIM
Aaron: Aph, you landed in the shallow part of the pool. And you also landed right in your floaty.
Aphcawcaw: oh. I'M ALIVE
Alex: .... Messages them How did you hear me from all the way back in the resort?
Aphcawcaw: your voice was loud enough for the whole resort to hear
Alex: I heard you half drowning from here
Aphcawcaw: you're a fox.
Alex: oh
Message end
Alex: thanks for stalking my book guys! :D I really appreciate the fact that people like my book that is made up of nothing but my insanity :3 tnx!
Fourth wall police: YOU ARE NOW ARRESTED FOR BREAKIN THE FOURTH WALL. BACK TO THE CARDBOARD BOX FOR YOU.
Alex: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE SUCKAHS
see you in Alex's great escape aka next chapepapeter
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