prank wars part 4

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Laurance: do you think we should prank Alex back?

Garroth: yeah.

Dante: anyone got a plan?

Travis: I heard from the other day she doesn't want any one to know her wattpad account.

Garroth: really? let's ask her drunk cousin mcloud.

time skip to when they get Mcloud (foxy in ms) and his sister Macy's (mangle) house

Garroth: hey Mcloud do you know what Alex's account on wattpad is?

Mcloud: drunk of course lass

Laurance: great will you tell us-

Mcloud: of course I be ye princess to the ball!

Dante: say what now?

Macy: Mcloud, have you been drinking again? oh hi!

Travis: hi Macy uh do you know what Alex's wattpad account is?

Macy: yeah, But I ain't tellin' ye.

Dante: why exactly?

Macy: b'cause she gunna start hatin' you all since you saw her account and the fact she reads- she slaps her mouth ow.

Garroth: uh, she reads what exactly?

Macy: wraps her mouth with soundproof tape same with Mcloud who was singing my little horsey songs

the boys: slowly walk away from the house

Dante: okay.... new plan. we're gonna pretend we surrender from the prank war and then when she least expects it, we'll throw a pie at her face.

Laurance: sounds like a plan to me.

Garroth: agreed. let's go make a pie.

a few minutes later

Alex: watching venturiantale since watching Aphmau, skydoesminecraft,etc. will destroy the fourth wall

Garroth: hey Alex 

Alex: Wut? how did yu get in my room?

Laurance: he smashed the window.

Alex: ........... you better pay for dat..........

Garroth: yeah..... sorry......

Alex: so wat are you guys doing here?

Travis: we surrender.

Alex: from da prank war?

Dante: yeah.....

Alex: well den LIZZIE YOU CAN TAKE OFF THAT TURKEY NOW!!!!

Ldshadowlady: the walrus hat has brought forth peace.

Laurance: whispers Garroth throw the pie already!

Garroth: what?

Laurance: throw the pieeeeee!

Garroth: the what now?

Laurance: the pie!

Garroth: oh the pie. okay. Throws pie at Alex

Alex: dodges

Dante: what? how did you?

Alex: Macy told me. us Foxes can hear from far distances. plus, your whispering is loud.

Laurance: DAMMIT!

Alex: now...... TASTE MY CATS! gets a nyan cat gun

The boys: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alex: shoots nyan cats everywhere 

nyan cat gun: nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya~

Laurance: MY EARS!!!!

Alex: wearing headphones listening to the attack on titan theme song

the boys: WE SURRENDER FOR REAL THIS TIME!!!!!

Alex: goodbay war.

Ldshadowlady: forever?

Alex: maybe.


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