episode 2 part 1: u naughty boy!

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by makemadej

by makemadej

Harry slid thru the parking lot of Tàrget in his new yellow Sketchers with a big smile on his face! It was such a good day ! Louis told him that he'd teach him how 2 'doggy style??' today! So Harry decided 2 go to get food bc dogs love food, haha! x –All The Pugs

"Hola!" Harry said into the camera, ignoring the sounds of dozens of beeping cars behind him! "Soy Harru. Welcum back 2 the show! I kno it's been a long time but the author is lazy as shit lol, what's up with that?? BUT ITS OKAY! we wuz just gonna get sum groceries :). Can you say: GROCERIES?"

"HaHa! Viomonas!" Harry shouted :0.

"ITS VÁMONOS!!!!" Tyrone yelled with frustration. damn, if he had to spend another minute with Halsey, he finna go crazy. "Make Sure U don't FOURget to buy zayns new album from here...Mind Of Mine. i heard that track numero uno was a diss about u."

Harry gasped so loudly that his parts tingled! "he's so shady! Whats it called?!?!?"

"U Rat Ass Bitch We Know Those R Extensions So Don't Play Yourself Lol Yes This Is @ Harry and it features DJ KHALED!!! ITS HELLA CATCHY!!!"

":0 r u sure that it's about me?? Whateves! We can buy it when we get insude of the escuela! That is store in Espeenol." Harry luved educating the kids! "If u behave tyrone, ill teach u how to dab on 'em! Louis taught me how :-D."

Tyrone cried tears of sweat. "NO! PLS DONT!"

Some ppl from far away looked judgingly @ Harry...this grown ass man was talking 2 a smol purple backpack (pequeña mochila moraDo! but if ur feeling frisky u can also say: chupar la polla (-:) #Bilingual #LanguagesRCool #DamnDaniel

When Hunter and Tyrone walked into Targēt, they gasped in shock! NOBODY WAS IN THE STORE!!! MIGHY OF FACT, THERE WAS NO FOOD EITHER!!! This was such a mala day! "Why is all the food gone?!? is it rojo friday????"

"U mean black friday?????" Tyrone asked /:. "Bc rojo means—"

"SHUT UP TYRONE!!!! i know my 1st language >:-( I CANT BELIEBE ALL THE FOOD IS GONE ! shouldvwe call the police?!? los chicos blanco en uniforme???? :0"

Tyrone began 2 sweat nervously...last time he got caught by the police smoking alcohol ! If the poli ce saw him again, they were SURE to thro him in backpavk jail! And U kno what happens 2 purple backpacks............pees

"Wait!" Harry scraamed, bending over to pick up a note on the floor. It was hella greasy😓😡 so it almost slipped out of his fingers, but it's OKAy! there were some crumbs on it, and some of the words were blotchy from sweat.

"DEAR HORSE! U THUNK THAT U CEN HURT MI AMIGO ZEN MILK & GIT AWAY WIT IT? LMAO WRING. HAVE FUN STARVEN 4 A WEAK! MUY BIEN ZAYNS POLLA! PS THIS IS NOT NAUGHTY BOY/SHAHID & I TOTALLY DIDNT KIDNAP ZAYN! ADONIS! 💦😎🍤🍕🍖🍆🌝🐸"

"OH EM GEE!!!! TYRONE LOOK OMG!" Harry said with tears coming out of his eyes!

Tyrone used his strap to wipe Harry's fat ass tears. "HE HAS Z AYN WE HAVE 2 ZAYN TO ZAYN IN ORDER TO GET ZAYN!"

"No, not Zayn! HE USED THE FROG EMOJI! IM NOT A FUCKIN FROG WE HAVE TO GO FIND HIM! CALL LOUIS ON MY FLIP PHONW NOW! madre payed the bill this time ;-)"

Tyrone sent out a text 2 louis quickly that said: SOS NASTY BOY JUST MESSED WITH HARRY! AYUDA MI!

And then there were gun shots.............

NOTE: hello ! hpe episide 2 iz dramatic enough ;) SEE U NEXT TIME ON HARRY THE EXPLORER™