Classic Heavy

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by BluZombieMedic

by BluZombieMedic

Pinkie: put him as a slap ass

ChSpy: can we kill him?

Pinkie: I think we could?

ChSpy: I think we should kill him. ..I never liked him in the first place! !

Bruja: BuT fIrSt lEt SlAp hIs AsS
*takes photo*

Pinkie: *Bleednose*

ChSpy: dafuq !!!!!

Bruja: tEhE I hOpE yOu LoVe iT 💖

~~Ass slap~~

1. Join the classic tf2 group to destroy the red-blu tf2 crew ,as classic Heavy going to meet you or see how you fight him:
A. If you win slap his ass!
B. He made you join ,slap his ass and blame on someone
C. If he like you or just cool with you just slap it

2. If you a MEDIC:
A. Say you need to check on him and to check his ass 😜
B. slap his ass hard! Even he might get piss of but just say that you need to check something 😋

3. If he get pissing off cause they have no money cause the Grey Mann ,slap Classic Heavy ass and Ruuuun !!!!!

4. If you his girlfriend:
A. Slap his ass
B. Making out with him while rubbing his ass
C. Hug behind him and slap his ass

5. SLAP IT! !

6. Medic knock him out ! Go close to Classic Heavy ,slap his ass

7. Got caught by the Classic Tf2 crew ? Say that you got the aluminum in your blood and if classic heavy going to you , slap his ass

8. Fight with him to save your team! Dodges and slap his booty

9. Going to kill you!!!
Slap his ass before you die

10. MICHAEL BAY ASS SLAP EXPLOSION