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Pinkie: I'm scared of making a heavy naughty

ChSpy:  well we need to do something about that don't we ?

Blu Zombie medic:  yo ! It's me karen !!

Pinkie: Karen ?? Why are you here

BluZombie : well chu made dis of course

ChSpy: who are you a freak ?

BluZombie: *laughing*  yes i'm AM!  *look at pinkie*  can I do it ?

Pinkie: sure

1. Make a SandVich

2. Cuddle him :3

3. Kisses him forever

Pinkie: this is not going get him turn on ,like for real

BluZombie: I think he innocent as well

Pinkie: HE 4- oh . Well we have to make him naughty ,he not DAT innocent~

BluZombie: your right ,I wonder those Heavy (Reader)  know about heavy ?

Pinkie: I think they do ~

BluZombie: alright let do it again

1. Wear your sexy maid clothes (if you got lost the game or Heavy dare you ) Make him a SandVich

2. Dress up as the medic, go on top of him as he lay on his bed ,then say "I zell healing you💙❤" (I think it work)

3.I GOT SOME MAGIC IN ME ! EVERYTHING I TOUCH ,IT TURN INTO GOLD

Pinkie: why you singing? !?

BluZombie : cause I want to!

4. If your a spy.....wait ...duisguised as medic if he gay

5. If ya in Valentine day ...some Sniper cupid gonna hurt both y'all ass or in Christmas day ....kiss in mistletoe

Heavy: Heavy don't get leetle girl doing ...

Pinkie: AH HEAVY *use Harry potter cloak*

BluZombie: Fuck !

Chspy: i'm out *pinkie grab him and use engie teleport*

BluZombie: HEY !

Heavy: are you making fun of me ?

BluZombie: nono i'm not

Heavy: *glare *

BluZombie: *smile*

Heavy: *sigh and grab leetle girl head *

BluZombie: please don't kill me

Heavy: no ...leetle girl won't get hurt

BluZombie: oh thank ya ! *relax*

Heavy: buut ....*smirk darkly * can leetle zombie fly

BluZombie: .....bring it on

Heavy: *throw her out of the cliff*

BluZombie: FUU7UUUUUCK YOOOOOUUU *Falling down *

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