Dear Darwin Diary,
Oh mah Gosh!!! I'm so limited edition!!! Imagine fish with legz, which is Fab, and I'm the only orange creature in our family.
#OrangeIsFab
Hmm... there's no fish around, except me, so... where da hell did I just came from!?
I asked Mr. Dad about it, and he was like "You came from the Leprechaun jar, honey."
Oh... mah... goodness!!! So therefore, I came from Ireland!?
Why not!? Leprechauns belong there, then they dropped a big jar at Elmore City by accident!!
Then, Mr. Dad stole the jar full of golds, but he didn't know that I'm in there, too, until he spent all the golds.
Watterson family is so lucky of having a fab Irish leggy fish, which is yours truly!!!
Man, I'm Darwin Raglan Caspian Ahab Poseidon Nicodemius Watterson III, the fab Irish... fish...
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Dear Darwin Diary
HumorDarwin Raglan Caspian Ahab Poseidon Nicodemius Watterson III had a diary with lots of funny stuffs and funny entries. And I'm gonna share it to y'all. Discover his diary. Just for fun. Mar, 13, 2016- ⓢⓥⓔⓣ
