Dear Darwin Diary,
Sunday! I can do whatever I want!! I can read my fab magazines, full of pages with girls wearing fabby clothes. So faaaab!!!
But then... "Gumgum!! What the hell did you do!? Those are miiiine!!!!" I screamed like a sharkbearigator. I just made that up. Why? Because he's messing up with my Fab magazines by drawing moustaches at the Fab faces.
"Sorry. I thought you didn't need these." He mumbled.
"by the way, this is my payback when you vandalized on my face." He added.
I rolled my Fab eyes. "Whatever. You can be Fab whenever you want, but mark my words, Gumgum! IMMA FABBER CREATURE THAN YOU, UNFABBY PUSSY CAT!!" I yelled. Wow! I just realized that yelling is Fab.
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Dear Darwin Diary
HumorDarwin Raglan Caspian Ahab Poseidon Nicodemius Watterson III had a diary with lots of funny stuffs and funny entries. And I'm gonna share it to y'all. Discover his diary. Just for fun. Mar, 13, 2016- ⓢⓥⓔⓣ
