Dear Darwin Diary,
Monday! Freaking Monday!!! Ugh... why's this thing keep going on... and on... and on...
Going to school isn't Fab! Why? Because it cutted my beauty sleep!!! Ugh!
I hate this, but it's not Fab not to go to school!
I lazily went downstairs, after wearing mah new green high heeled shoes, since mah old stinks. Washing it isn't Fab, so I bought a new and Fab one.
I admit it. Mah old shoes are nostalgic, and I miss those, but Pweh!
I sat down between Anais and Gumgum. They're not fabulous as I am.
Anais has brain and cuteness, but... those things ain't Fab. Cute is just a compliment for kids. Me? Imma Fab teeny!! Gumgum? Nah. He's dumb and no sense of fashy (fashion). I mean, he's wearing a plain sweater at Summer.
Gumgum? Seryezleh? I tried teaching him how to be Fab, so Penny (his school crush) will notice him, but NO!
He's stubborn. Being stubborn isn't Fab. Come to think of it, I just gave him a Fab nicknock (nickname). Gumgum.
Fab, right? Right. Therefore, he's 2% Fab, while I, as the Fab expert/pro, Am 100000% Fab!! See the difference?
Plus, I think Anais is learning how to be Fab, so she's 35% Fab.
#learningfromthefabexpert
You know what's the worst? It's rainiiiing!! The only thing I like about the rain is the rainbow, because it's Fab. But the raindrops? Nuh.
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Dear Darwin Diary
ЮморDarwin Raglan Caspian Ahab Poseidon Nicodemius Watterson III had a diary with lots of funny stuffs and funny entries. And I'm gonna share it to y'all. Discover his diary. Just for fun. Mar, 13, 2016- ⓢⓥⓔⓣ
