Pansy's brilliant plan

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Hermione


I love my parents, they just sent me Scarlett and guess who Scarlett is , my new freaking snake they got me a snake and she's gorgeous. She's red blue and black, I can speak to her to cause I'm a gaunt and well yanoo we can speak parseltounge so now to find out my true love......... Ha okay that's definitely going to happen soon isn't it mom and dad said all Gaunts true love is sprung from a hate so let me translate that my true love is someone I have or I do hate which is actually now a lot of people but they're a wizard so pansy who I told everything yesterday same as ginny I'm meeting to discuss how to find my TRUE love even if I think it's bullshit.

"Hermione?" I walk into the girls dorm greeted by Pansy and Ginny who is allowed in here as I got permission.


"Yeah" I strip outta my robes and put on my joggers and vest-top both red just cause I'm a slytherin doesn't mean I get rid of my Gryffindor pride. I sit cross legged and join in


"So ginny and I just thought of a great plan"


"What?"


"You are going kiss every lad in hogwarts"


"Huh? How"


"Every lad I'm 7th year your parents said they are of age right?"


"Yeah so?"


"Tomorrow your going to the hufflepuff table and kissing all the lads"


"That's so not gonna get me a name at all"


"So you can do it in secret"


"Explain please"


"I'll get Blaise and Theo to get the lads to meet them in a deserted class room and tell them to kiss you or be hexed by ginny bb hex"


"Okay fair enough"

Okay thank fuck for that it's not a hufflepuff neither a ravernclaw cause the lads brought them to so now it's down to Slytherin and griffindor which don't really bother me I just hope to god it's not Ron.


"Hi Draco"


"Hey Hermione"


"So how are you?"


"I'm good how's the search going"


"No ravernclaw or hufflepuff is my true love"


"So it's a Slytherin or a lion"


"Dad said Scarlett knows who it is"


"Ask her"


"I have she won't tell"


"Ask for the 5 possible names"


"Scarlett meus mihi , qui est amor a Slytherin aut Gryffindor i help please vobis sicut dixit mihi Pater , quinque"


"nec finnegan Malfoy note figuli"


"Thank You"


"So who could it be"


"Harry Seamus Theo or"


"Or?"


"You"

Sorry it's short I'll update soon again I promise hope you like it 🐍🍏

EDITED 9/8/16

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