Hetalia One-Shots

Whoo. Fucking. Hoo. (Tag)

I got tagged. God damn it why would you do this to me?

1. I have no moral sense.
2. I've met goldfishes with better memory than me.
3. I live in 'Murica (fuck yeah).
4. I have an unhealthy obsession with the musical 'Hamilton'.
5. I'm a really boring person.
6. I would marry a tiger.
7. Or a turtle.
8. I play MineCraft like 20/7 (don't judge me we both know you did too).
9. BROADWAY IS LOVE, BROADWAY IS LIFE.
10. I was homophobic until I watched Glee.
11. I hate two of my best friends.
12. My parents think I'm lesbian (I'm not).
13. I probably don't remember half of the people I'm tagging.

I just ripped y'all from my following list. Have fun. I actually remember most/all of you.

-A-merica
-Broadway_BlueEyes
-CarinaCole
-dweebish
-edernora99
-FitzSimmonsForever
-GermanPotato
-Heather_Clark12
-IggyScones
-Jennamiri
-LolliArcadia
-MairaHavana
-Ninjagirl13
-Omega_Romanian_Shiz
-PaperLettuce

I TRIED TO MAKE AN ALPHABET BUT K SCREWED ME OVER. CRY.
Aight bye now.