OK THERE WAS THIS BUG
AND I WAS GOING TO THE BATHROOM AND ALL OF A SUDDEN THIS SON OF A BITCH MILLIPEDE POPS OUT
AND IS ZAYNING EVERYWHERE
AND I WAS YELLING AT MY CATS
MIND IM STILL ON THE FREAKING TOILET
AND MY CATS WERE BEING USELESS uGH
AND THEN I HAD TO YELL TO MY SISTER TO GO GET MY DAD
AND THIS FREAKING GIANT ASS BUG WAS MOVING LIKE IT WAS BLACK FRIDAY AT THE MALL
AND IM SCREAMING BLOODY MURDER
but my dad finally came and crushed it
I felt bad for the poor thing
but I named it Donald Trump because nO ONE WANTS IT LOL ( I am tO CLEVER )
and I had to finish going pee and then my dad flushed it and it's all good I'm not dead yAY
well gn/gm lol
