OK SO TODAY
I TOOK A SHOWER AND WHEN I GOT OUT
I GRABBED A TOWEL, LIKE YOU WOULD NORMALLY DO MKAY
AND I DECIDED TO SCROLL ON MY WATTPAD AND SEE MY NOTIFICATIONS
AND THEN I LOOK DOWN AND THERE IS A FUCKING CENTIPEDE CRAWLING ACROSS THE TOWEL ON MY CHEST PART
AND THEN IT RUNS ACROSS MY FUCKING FINGER
AND I FLIPPED MY SHIT
SO I THREW MY TOWEL ON THE GROUND
AND THE LITTLE SHIT RUNS AROUND THE BATHROOM, AND THEN INTO MY CLOTHES
SO I HAVE NO CLOTHES
AND IM LIKE SHIT
SO I RUN TO MY ROOM NAKED TRYING TO COVER MYSELF UP
AND I OPEN THE DOOR AND MY TWIN SISTER LOOKS AT ME AND I WAS LIKE •_•
BUT I RAN IN ANYWAY AND CLOSED MY DOOR AS FAST AS I COULD
and we called our Grandpa because our mom wouldn't kill it
and he came over and found noTHING
NOTHING
so I'm in my bed rn at 2 am listening to throwback Selena Gomez while that little shit is probably celebrating in my bathroom upstairs
oh well
I'm screwed
lol bye
