BIRTH OF A LAZY CUNT

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"L-Leafy!!! My water broke!!! Get me to the hospital NOW!!" Pyro screamed.
Leafy ran upstairs and picked Pyro up.
He ran out the door and into the 13 year old $9 toyota Prius.
"There's not much time left, dear! She's cOMING!!!" Pyro yelled.
"i KNOW I KNOW I'M GETTING ThERE AS FAST AS I CAN-" Leafy replied.

He was only going 20mph lol.

They arrived at the hospital just in the nick of time.
The baby's head was sticking out of Pyro's vajayjay. She screamed in agony.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT'S HERE-" Pyro said, pushing the baby out.
"Wow... She's beautiful.." Leafy admired.
"Yeah." Pyro said.
The baby opened her eyes.
She only said
One.
Sentence.

"Hello there, I'm a lazy cunt."

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