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bold : jake

italics : lily

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Incoming call :

<<unknown number>>

" You should leave a message for creepy Josh saying :

poking someone thrice on Facebook, can't get creepier you know.,

how about you stop it and fuck off soon enough?"

"...."

"...."

"hello?"

"Did you actually wake me up at 3 a.m. , just to make me a victim of your failed attempt at poetry? "

"Hold up, sexy voice, I spent all night thinking of that. You should try to be more appreciative. "

" I did show my appreciation."

"how so?"

" I rolled my eyes."

"touché "

" You bet. Look, I am sorry for the call earlier today. If waking me up at 3 a.m. is your idea of revenge, beloved jerk face, you have succeeded."

"Beloved, huh?"

"The keyword was jerk face."

"You wound me, sexy voice. "

"Go to sleep jerk face. And next time, if you ever decide to try your hand at poetry, please ensure that the creatures who hear it, would not figuratively die during such attempts"

" Good night, sexy voice. Your failed attempt at sarcasm could be lethal. "

"I'd try to look at things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass. "

-beep beep-

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"Ohh, feisty. "


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