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Incoming call :

<< Flower girl>>

"Hello, Jakey boy."

"Lily."

"Why did you hang up on me so abruptly yesterday?"

"Uh, it's nothing"

"Okay. So how's your day been?"

"Good, but I'm tired. God, I wish I had someone to cuddle with right now. Ahem, if you get what I'm trying to say."

"In your dreams, sweetie."

"Oh babe, how'd you know?"

"You're so weird."

"So how's your day been?"

"Let's see , I wanted to strangle everyone at school, work was fun-"

"Hold up, you work?"

"Yeah, at the book store downtown."

"Oooooh"

"Jake nobody ever says oooooh"

"Let me guess, you're also 40, unmarried and live with 9 cats."

"What the actual-"

"Shush , old people don't swear."

"You asshole."

"Mhmmm"

"I'm 17, Jake. Not all people who work at bookstores are 40 and live with 9 cats."

"Oh my god, same"

"Don't you even try to sound like that"

"So what's up?"

"I'm making dinner for me and Dylan."

"So this Dylan guy stays with you, huh?"

"Yeah, as much as I want him to stay in the trash canisters outside, we got to stay under the same roof."

"Not very affectionate towards your boyfriend, I see."

"What the hell? Dylan is my brother , you idiot."

"..."

"JAKE!"

"oopsie daisey?"

"you-"

"Well that's kinda a relief. Can't share my sexy voice with some other dude."

"What!?"

"Um, nothing. 'Kay bye."

-beep beep-

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A/N : How do you think the story is going this far?

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love always,

vanz

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