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Lindsey : italics + underline
Our man, Jake : bold
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Incoming call :
<<Douchebag>>
"Lindsey! Hi! How is my favourite girl doing?"
"Jake, you're literally two rooms away."
"But I thought calling my favourite girl, would make her feel special."
"It's creepy. You and Isaac, literally are the creepiest guys ever. Sometimes I wonder, maybe you were adopted. Maybe you and Isaac are twins?"
"Now is that how my little sister talks to her favourite brother?"
"I literally have only one brother."
"Who is the best."
"What do you need Jake?"
"I need a favour."
"Isn't that why you always call me?"
"Shut up. Should I tell mom, that I wasn't the one who broke the vase last week?"
"Ugh"
"So you've heard of the bookstore downtown, right?"
"Yep. Leslie's"
"Yes, so-"
"Does this have something to do with mystery girl on the phone? Your little flirtline bling thing?"
"Is that what Isaac calls it?That little assho-"
"Mhm"
"Sorry . So I need you to call the store and ask them to set aside a copy of 'To Kill A mockingbird' and say you'll have someone collect it. Don't say my name and just ask them to leave the copy with Lily."
"So Lily is her name? Isaac sure misses out some important details."
"Ugh, kids."
"Okay fine, I have work to do-"
"You're so pretty."
"Go away"
"You have a crush on Alex, don't you?"
"..."
"So what say?"
"I'll do it."
"Alex always works."
"Shut up."
"You shut up."
"No, you shut up."
"MOM"
-beep beep-
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"LINDSEY?"
"YEAH?"
"LOVE YA"
"SHUT UP"
"GIVE ME AN A! GIVE ME AN L! GIVE ME AN E! GIVE ME AN X! AL-"
"I LOVE YOU TOO"
"GOOD GIRL."
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