FC Barcelona || Group Chat

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Messi: I am going to struggle to share a pitch with Ronaldo, what makes you think that I want to have dinner with him

Luis: why am I being told this now

Iniesta: dont be over dramatic Leo

Rafinha: I did mention it the other day, but it seems that you all forgot.

Pique: why are we doing this. And why do you know all the details Rafi

Rafinha: Enrique got the call when I was with him so he told me to tell you. And it's for publicity.

Messi: publicity?

Ivan: I think they want the media to think that we love each other and that we respect each other. That way our fans will be nicer to each other

Neymar: I don't have a problem, I will get to see Marci. There will only be an issue if I have to sit near Pepe

Pique: should be fine, as no one tries to make fun of someone

Bartra: wouldn't it make sense to do it before the game. That way the winners can't annoy the losers

Bravo: doesn't matter. We will win anyways

Sarah: Cocky much

Neymar: it's called confidence!!

Sarah: whatever you say Ney Ney😉

Neymar: what am I, a horse?

Sarah: you said it not me😂😂😂🐴🦄

Messi: you're not a horse. It's just a nickname.

Pique: a cute nickname she came up with cause she likes you😏

Sarah: I don't like him

Neymar: she doesn't like me

Messi: more chemistry then the Barca team on Fifa

Bartra: nice one Leo

Sarah: whatever Gtg

Ivan: you upset Sarah

Sarah: nah. I'm going shopping with my brother and I'm driving. Bye👋🏽

-----Neymar and James-----

N: hey

J: hey, haven't heard from you in a while

N: look, I need a favour.

J: sure

N: there is this girl who got added to our group chat and is coming to the post match dinner.

J: so you want me to bring my sister so that she won't be the only girl. No problem, she is already coming.

N: that's not the problem

J: ok?

N: I need to make sure that you will help me defend Sarah when my teammates realise that she is your sister and when your team mates realise that she has been texting us.

J: no problem. Just, how did this happen?

N: she was accidentally added to our group chat. She tried to lie about who she was but she slipped up a few times and I figured out who she really was. Don't worry, none of the others know yet. Anyway, her and her brother (so you) got invited to our post match dinner. That would've been fine. I think she would've lied and said that her brother was sick and that was why she was at the dinner alone. No one would recognise her and all would be good. Unfortunately you guys have been invited to the dinner. She can't back out cause the Barça guys won't let her and they would just suggest meeting up in the tunnels instead. and because your guys will be expecting her to attend the dinner with you seeing as she came all the way to Barça to watch you play.

J: Ok. And you are 100% right about the guys expecting her to be at the dinner. Thanks for letting me know Neymar.

N: No problem. Hopefully we can keep this dinner from being a disaster.

-----Real Madrid-----

Ramos: we have to have a post El Classico dinner with Barca. And before you ask, there is nothing we can do.

James: eh, I already knew. Coach told me days ago.

Ramos: and as much as you hate Leo. You will have to deal with being in the same room as him. Ok, Cris?

Cris: fine

Ramos: and before you ask Gareth, they want to show that we can get along. That way our fans won't be so violent

Bale: how did you know I would ask why?

Ramos: you always do.

Pepe: does that mean Neymar will be there.

Ramos: yes, and I've already spoken to Zizou, they will make sure that you're at opposite ends of the room.

Luka: Yay, I get to see Ivan

Ramos: can everyone please be as positive as Luka. Don't bother complaining cause there's nothing we can do.

Cris: let's win so we can brag about it at dinner. Oh and James, is Sarah coming?

James: yeah she is. You know, everyone ships you and me, but I think they are shipping you with the wrong twin

Ramos: enough chit chat. Now get you asses down to training so we can beat those cules.

James: bit I'm supposed to be going shopping with Sarah

Ramos: go shopping after, bring her if you want. But now, you train!!!!

James: ok

-----Neymar and Sarah-----

N: if you want, I can see if James is bringing his sister so you will have the company of another girl.

S: you already know, don't you

N: yeah, I just wanted to hear you say it

S: you mean see me type it

N: yeah, that

S: so... You're not mad

N: nah. I can see why you lied

S: what will I do though. With both teams there?

N: I've spoken to your brother and he said he would help defend you.

S: you spoke to James?? Was he mad??

N: no, he's a pretty understanding guy.

S: yeah

N: oh, and is there anyone you want to sit next to at the dinner

S: between James and you

N: Me?!?

S: Yeah😉.