Nudes, please? ✄ Phan [FINISHED]

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(A/N) This book is written purely for entertainment and humor. It's very weird, contains sexual themes, and lots of memes. I mean no harm with this book. It is purely for the purpose of humor.

New chat with phildo💅🏻!

Phildo💅🏻: send nudes?😍😘😉

Nohomohowell: boi how bout I send you some water for dat thirst

Phildo💅🏻: the only thing I'm thirsty for is that dick tbh 😏👌🏻

Nohomohowell: I just came out here to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

Don't ask what this is