Babysitting Teddy

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I'm dying at the idea of Harry and Ginny babysitting Teddy for the first time and having no freaking clue about what to do. He'd probably sleep peacefully for first 20 minutes then wake up screaming because where is his Grandma and Harry and Ginny flip out.

"You're the boy who lived. Do something."

"Killing a genocidal maniac was a lot easier than this! I said one word and he was dead! Do you want to stupefy the baby?"

"Well, I don't know! I'm the baby of the family. I don't know this thing. I know how to handle a Quaffle not a baby."

Bill ends up coming to the rescue because they're too embarrassed to call Molly and he's got the most experience as oldest. Harry and Ginny are hopeless and aren't allowed Teddy without supervision for like 6 more months.

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