Harry (age 2): I want Paddy!
James: Don't you mean 'daddy'?
Harry: No! Paddy! I. Want. Paddy.
Lily: *sitting on the couch laughing*
James: *exasperated* C'mon, bud, I'm your dad.
Harry: No, Paddy.
James: Daddy?
Harry: PADDY!
James: *sighs and mirrors Sirius* Padfoot, you stole my child. Let me get adoption paperwork and divorce Lily while I'm at it. Harry refers to Lily as 'Mamma' and you as 'Paddy' and apparantly I'm the bloke that just gave him life. Congrats. You just officially ruined MY life.
Sirius: Are you for real?
James: *looks at Harry* Daddy.
Harry: No, PADDY!
James:*looks back at mirror* There you go housewrecker.
Sirius: Oh, great Merlin, yes. Harry actually listened.
James: Wait, YOU DID THIS!?
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