This is exactly what the title says. Karkat Vantas and Dave Strider reacting to different ships, you can request a ship here, on my announcements book, or you can PM me.
**READ AT YOUR OWN RISK** This is as In character as possible, that means I (Ka...
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DAVE: alright. DAVE: so davepetasprite DAVE: at first i didnt know shit about them and when jade told me that i "was a good kisser even if i had catlips" that kind of fucked me up. but now i know that she was talking about davesprite who had fused with cat-girl sprite. DAVE: fuck DAVE: anyway DAVE: i guess theyre really happy together. they always seem to be like, laughing and flying around and shit. DAVE:... DAVE: this whole thing is making me uncomfortable. DAVE: not that i aint happy jade has herself a rocking date mate or the fact that the date mate is part me or the fact that the date mate is a game construct but the fact that since davesprite is in there somewhere, every once in a while i get a lil snippet of davepeta's POV and i see something i probably shouldnt see. DAVE: like the other day for instance DAVE: everything was fine, I was having a nice day when BAM DAVE: suddenly im seeing jade in her undies in minds eye. DAVE: i screamed.
KARKAT: AND JUDGING FROM THIS, DAVEPETA SHOULD BE GETTING WEIRD IMAGES IN *THEIR* THINKPAN FROM WHAT *YOU'RE* CURRENTLY LOOKING AT.
DAVE: yeah but its not like im constantly seeing you naked or shit DAVE: i get lucky if you agree to take off your first layer of clothing.
KARKAT: AND YOU HAVEN'T EVEN GOTTEN THAT FAR YET.
DAVE: sadly. DAVE: anywho, yeah happy for jade but i could definitely do without the random bursts of furry porn. DAVE: im constantly caught in that yiff sandwich. DAVE: dog jade and cat troll girl. DAVE: my life is one horribly gross and poorly written furry porn. DAVE: featuring natures natural enemies: the cat and dog. DAVE: with special guest star: bird dave.
KARKAT: DAVE PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT ANIMAL PORN. KARKAT: ANYWAY, I THINK IT'S CUTE. KARKAT: JADE DEFINITELY SEEMS A TAD BIT HAPPIER THEN HOW I LAST REMEMBER HER. KARKAT: DAVEPETASPRITE REALLY MAKES HER HAPPY. KARKAT: I GUESS *EVERYONE* NEEDS THEIR OWN VARIATION OF DAVE TO MAKE THEM HAPPY, FROM WHAT I'VE SEEN HE DOES TEND TO LEAVE PEOPLE WITH A TINY SMILE AND WARM FUZZY FEELING.
